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The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
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The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in a Minor, the tree is in a garden.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If I could write words
Like leaves on an autumn forest floor,
What a bonfire my letters would make.
If I could speak words of water,
You would drown when I said
"I love you."
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