Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the'90s when he starred on Baywatch.
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Humorous quotes by David Letterman
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Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
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Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. Ok, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.
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On his book tour President Bush is being very candid. He says he used to do stupid things when he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?
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Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
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I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right.
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Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.
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The Republican debate was on earlier tonight. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting and sexual dysfunction.
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They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.
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Sarah Palin' s book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.
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