Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
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Humorous quotes by David Letterman
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Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.
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Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.
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Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.
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Mitt is the guy you think you look like. Newt is the guy you actually look like.
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Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
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Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.
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Over the weekend they gave Dick Cheney a heart transplant. Finally all of those midnight trips to the graveyard with the hunchbacked assistant have paid off.
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Sarah Palin says she wants limited government. Does she mean fewer elected officials or more officials who resign in the middle of their terms? I think limited government will be perfect for her limited abilities.
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President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell. ' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care. ' That's a whole different deal.
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