Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Questions are never indiscreet: answers sometimes are.
I quite love scratches. They are the only things to not be serious.
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German.
Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact.
Sentimentality is merely the bank holiday of cynicism.
What is the difference between scandal and gossip? Oh! Gossip is charming! History is merely gossip. But scandal is gossip made tedious by morality. A man who moralizes is a hypocrite, and a woman who does so is invariably plain.