London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
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The best humorous quotes by Oscar Wilde
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"They say that when good Americans die they go to Paris.""Really! And where do bad Americans go to when they die?""They go to America."
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How hard good women are! How weak bad men are!
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I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand.
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Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?''I don't care if you burn!'
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Posted by: Andrea Manfrč
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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A strong intellectual tension is the less convenient thing: it excessively increases the nose of the young girls, and there is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
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Posted by: asterisco
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It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.
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Posted by: Elisabetta
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On his death-bed, to his wall-paper: "One of us had to go".
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Posted by: Edoardo Grimoldi
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On the piano lay a printed note - Please don't shoot the piano player, he's doing the best he can.
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