My husband is a sort of promissory note. I am tired of meeting him.
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Humorous quotes by Oscar Wilde
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I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand.
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An engagement should come on a young girl as a surprise, pleasant or unpleasant, as the case may be. It is hardly a matter that she could be allowed to arrange for herself.
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Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over 35 who is fond of pink ribbons. It always means they have a history.
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London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
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Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.
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Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
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Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit.
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How hard good women are! How weak bad men are!
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It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
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