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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
A family man from Siberia
As a father was very inferior
But one operation
Revised the situation
And now he's Mother Superior.
I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Author, author, did you write these legs?
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
R. I. P.
Tom Conlon o'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee.
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2b or not 2b?
A sure cure for seasickness is to stand underneath a tree.