Posted by: Jean-Paul Malfatti
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I'm putting an end to the intruding ants; I've just bought an anteater.
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Posted by: Jean-Paul Malfatti
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I was looking for a three-leaf clover and found one with four leaves. What's waiting for me, a threesome or a foursome?
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Posted by: Jean-Paul Malfatti
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Last night, I dreamed as if I were straight and that I had a girlfriend that looked like my hubby. Thank God it was nothing else than a goddamned fucking nightmare.
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Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the'90s when he starred on Baywatch.
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Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
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Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
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Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. Ok, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get divorced on the Moon.
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On his book tour President Bush is being very candid. He says he used to do stupid things when he was drunk. But think about it, who among us hasn't had a couple of drinks and invaded Iraq?
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Snooki is now a published author. I'm blaming Sarah Palin. She lowered the bar.
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The United States was founded by the brightest people in the country, and we haven't seen them since.
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