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Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.
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Humor must not professedly teach, and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. By forever, I mean thirty years.
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You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in oil than Colonel Sanders.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where can can't see either.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
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Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
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In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
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