The Republican debate was on earlier tonight. Side effects may include nausea, vomiting and sexual dysfunction.
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They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.
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in Humor (Puns / Jokes)
I'm not sure it's entirely a good thing. I've always loved the gutter.
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Sarah Palin' s book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.
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We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
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Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.
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Gays are now allowed to serve openly in the military. So maybe our next war could be a musical.
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Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.
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in Humor (Puns / Jokes)
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.
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Illinois is the only state where the present governor rides around in a car whose license plate was made by a previous governor.
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