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Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.
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Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say "what kind of tea?"
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Doctors say Dick Cheney need a heart transplant, but Cheney isn't worried. He's already picked out a hunting buddy.
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I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
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It has become customary to say that a man needs only six feet of land. But a corpse needs six feet, not a person.
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Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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Newt Gingrich's campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he's charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him.
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Dick Cheney predicts that President Obama will only last one term. This is coming from the same guy that predicted weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
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I have seen three emperors in their nakedness, and the sight was not inspiring.
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Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million.
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