London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.
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In a Temple everyone should be serious, except the thing that is worshipped.
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"They say that when good Americans die they go to Paris.""Really! And where do bad Americans go to when they die?""They go to America."
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How hard good women are! How weak bad men are!
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I have often observed that in married households the champagne is rarely of a first-rate brand.
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Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?''I don't care if you burn!'
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Posted by: Ugo Perugini
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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Once while we were making love, a curious optical illusion occurred: it almost looked that she was moving.
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That dancer had a tights so tightened that you couln't descern only the sex, but also the religion.
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I've been hit, but I have good defended myself. To one of those I've broke a hand: it took me all the face, but I have made it.
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