Man has been here 32,000 years. That it took a hundred million years to prepare the world for him is proof that that is what it was done for. I suppose it is, I dunno. If the Eiffel Tower were now representing the world's age, the skin of paint on the pinnacle-knob at its summit would represent man's share of that age; and anybody would perceive that the skin was what the tower was built for. I reckon they would, I dunno.
On the piano lay a printed note - Please don't shoot the piano player, he's doing the best he can.
That dancer had a tights so tightened that you couln't descern only the sex, but also the religion.
Once while we were making love, a curious optical illusion occurred: it almost looked that she was moving.
We Germans fear God, but nothing else in the world; and already that godliness is that, which lets us love and foster peace.
With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
I've been hit, but I have good defended myself. To one of those I've broke a hand: it took me all the face, but I have made it.
There is no idea that does not carry in itself a possible refutation, no word that does not imply its opposite.