A sure cure for seasickness is to stand underneath a tree.
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California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.
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It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
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An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind.
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Posted by: Andrea Manfrč
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Posted by: Emy Sweet Girl =)
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German.
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.
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It's not good for one's spirit to see a bad recital.
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