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God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.
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It is hard to think that a $2 billion company with 4,300-plus people couldn't compete with six people in blue jeans.
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Catherine: Why commit Evil?
Goetz: Because Good has already been done.
Catherine: Who has done it?
Goetz: God the Father. I, on the other hand, am improvising.
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Fuck! I got a Hugo!
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You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
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Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
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I've always believed in God. I'm just not so sure he believes in me.
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Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.
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Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say "what kind of tea?"
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Doctors say Dick Cheney need a heart transplant, but Cheney isn't worried. He's already picked out a hunting buddy.
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