I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
It has become customary to say that a man needs only six feet of land. But a corpse needs six feet, not a person.
Waldo is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Osama bin Laden lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
They're all deserting me. I've been too kind. Spare the rod and spoil the fun. Oh, for the glands of a Bismarck.
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.
I am deeply suspicious of one who carry martinis to the lunch and dinner table.
She forced me to become avant-garde and take my clothes off, when all I wanted was to be Tom Jones.
Ignorance. Forgivable, except in a responsible job willingly undertaken.