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I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
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Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.
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In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
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I'm not a psychopath, I'm a fully functioning sociopath. Do your research.
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It would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a great big ring on Liz Taylor's finger.
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The Louvre is like the morgue; one goes there to identify one's friends.
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"Baby," I said. "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me."
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.
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