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Mitt is the guy you think you look like. Newt is the guy you actually look like.
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Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
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Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be the Governor of Alaska. First thing, she woke up and went out on her porch and waved goodbye to Russia.
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Over the weekend they gave Dick Cheney a heart transplant. Finally all of those midnight trips to the graveyard with the hunchbacked assistant have paid off.
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Sarah Palin says she wants limited government. Does she mean fewer elected officials or more officials who resign in the middle of their terms? I think limited government will be perfect for her limited abilities.
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President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell. ' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care. ' That's a whole different deal.
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Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear. He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes. He looks like a guy who would run a seminar on condo flipping. He looks like he is the closer at a Cadillac dealership. He looks like that guy on the golf course in the Levitra commercial.
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Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.
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I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, "For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest."
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The White House has announced that they no longer recognize Fox as a news organization, which puts them about eight years behind the rest of us.
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