- Dr. Miranda Bailey: [To Cristina] An intern was reassigned so he's mine now. Have him shadow you for the day, show him how I do things.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Alex Karev, nice to meet you.
- Christina Yang: The pig who called Meredith a nurse. I hate you on principle.
- Dr. Alex Karev: And you're the pushy, overbearing kiss ass. I hate you too.
- Christina Yang: Oh, this should be fun then.
- Dr. Callie Torres: Hey, I've got a plan to stop George. Are you in?
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Stop George from what?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: He joined the army.
[Looks at Callie]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Yes I'm in.
[Walks away]
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Bailey, no I'm talking to you.
[Turns to Callie]
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Why are you trying to stop him?
- Dr. Callie Torres: Because he joined the army.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: And?
- Dr. Callie Torres: And because he's my ex-husband. And because I know his mom, and I love his mom, and normally Izzy would talk sense to him, but she's got cancer and kind of a bad mental deficient so it's on me to stop him.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Why would you wanna stop him?
- Dr. Callie Torres: Because he joined the army, don't you think that's a problem?
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: I think that's awesome.
- Dr. Callie Torres: Awesome!
[Walks away]
[to Derek and Meredith, who are in the passenger seat of his car] You mind moving this tailwagon? You blocking me in.
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- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I am not mentally challenged.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: I'm not so sure about that.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Dr. Victor, I'm sorry, but these are viable nerves. We should save them.
- Dr. Victor: It will take at least an hour longer. And we might not get it all.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [To George] You know they call him, *limp Harry*.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: But his prognosis with chemo is nearly as good, and frankly if you're worried about missing tee time, I'll be more than happy to finish.
[Izzie enters the o. R]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Dr. Stevens?
- Dr. Victor: Can we help you?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm sorry, Dr. Bailey. Dr. Victor, I agree with her. You just can't... You have to save the nerves.
- Dr. Victor: What?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: The nerves. You have to save them.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Dr. Stevens, I can handle this.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No, you told me the most important thing is giving the patient what they want. What Humphrey wants is his erection.
- Dr. Victor: [To Dr. Bailey] She's yours. You get her out.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: I can't do that, sir. You know how these young puppies are.
- Dr. Victor: I'm going to tell Richard about both of you.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: You do that. In the meantime, why don't we pretend it's you on this table, and give this a try.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You know Joe?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Oh. So you and Joe...?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty.
[Slaps George]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: That's why you got syphilis.