Quotes from the Movies featuring Mr. Humphrey

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- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [Sshe slams down the magazine] This is who I was. It has nothing to do with who I am now. I'm a physician. A surgeon! And I am just as qualified as any other intern on this floor. So you're just going to have to get over your chauvinist crap and allow me to do my job.
- Mr. Humphrey: I'm sure you're a very good doctor.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Then what is your problem?
- Mr. Humphrey: Look, I fantasized about you. About the woman in this photo, whoever she is. I'm not proud of it, but it's a fact. Do you know what they're gonna do to me today? I have cancer. And they're gonna lift up my legs and expose me to the world, and cut out my prostate, and my nerves. Effectively neuter me. So is it so hard to understand that I don't want the woman who is in that photo to witness... my emasculation?

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- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Mr. Humphrey? Mr. Humphrey, I'm sorry to wake you.
- Mr. Humphrey: C'mon. What time is it?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Ten after five. I'm sorry, I just need to do a brief exam. If you could just sit up for one moment.
[He sits up]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Thanks. This might be a little bit cold. So just take a deep breath.
[He looks at her funny]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: If you could just take a deep breath.
- Mr. Humphrey: You're not a doctor!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm Dr. Stevens, but you can call me Izzie. I'll be helping Dr. Bailey with your biopsy this morning.
- Mr. Humphrey: No, I don't think so. No.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Mr. Humphrey, this will just take a moment.
- Mr. Humphrey: No, get me Dr. Bailey or Dr. Victor.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I - I just need to do a brief.
- Mr. Humphrey: You don't need to do anything. Is this you?
[He shows Izzie a picture in a magazine of herself posing in lingerie]
- Mr. Humphrey: Is this you? It is, isn't it? Get out of my room!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Mr. Humphrey.
- Mr. Humphrey: Get out of my room!