- Dr. George O'Malley: Do you remember when he wallpapered the hospital with pictures of you in your underwear?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
- Dr. Alex Karev: It was before I knew you.
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- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [Standing in the bathroom, outside the shower, where George is] I reminded you before you went.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I forgot when I got there.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No.
[She opens the shower door]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No, you were so passive aggressive!
- Dr. George O'Malley: Naked! I am naked in the shower!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [Closes the shower door] Just tampons, George! I really needed tampons. God!
[Meredith enters the bathroom]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm not riding in the same car as him.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [Looks at Izzie, who is standing in her "Hello Kitty" underwear] Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me either. Where are the tampons?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: He didn't buy them.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [To George] You didn't buy them?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Men don't buy tampons!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [Opens the shower door again, and George falls over] You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
[She walks out of the bathroom, leaving George lying on the floor of the shower]
- Dr. George O'Malley: I am not your sister!
[He slams the shower door]
I think you're taking some risks. I think you'll find yourself in some guy's basement being ordered to put the lotion on the skin or you'll get the hose again.
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- Dr. George O'Malley: This shift is a marathon, not a sprint. Eat.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I can't.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You should eat something.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You try eating after performing 17 rectal exams. The Nazi hates me.
- Dr. George O'Malley: The Nazi's a resident. I have attendings hating me.
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- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You said before, *I am not your sister*. Do you feel like I was emasculating you?
- Dr. George O'Malley: No. I'm too masculine to be emasculated.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm sorry.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Guess you put Dr. Model to rest?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Guess I did.
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- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Here, my share of the grocery money. When are you going?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Tonight.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Okay. Seriously, George. Please don't...
- Dr. George O'Malley: Yeah, could we not talk about it here?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What? Tampons?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Did you not hear a word I said?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You're a man, we know.
[everyone in the room starts to laugh]
- Dr. Alex Karev: Talk about shrinking the salamander.
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- Dr. George O'Malley: [to Alex] You gave me syph!
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- Dr. George O'Malley: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You - ovaries!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Will you add it to your list, please?
- Dr. George O'Malley: What?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Tampons!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: To the list. It's your turn.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.
- Dr. Christina Yang: [about Burke] He's seen me naked a thousand times.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Bad! Bad images in my head!
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- Dr. George O'Malley: [talking to himself] Oh, hi, chief. Nope, not much going on, well, other than your intern chief making out with my friend in the stairwell, but hey... sponge duty sucks.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [walks up beside him] Talking to yourself now?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Yes. No.
[pause]
- Dr. George O'Malley: Damn it. I'm a bad sponge. A leaky sponge. I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets. I'm a bad liar. I can't even lie about talking to myself.
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