[after a one-night stand with Derek Shepherd] Look, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower, ok? And when I get back down here, you won't be here.
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- Dr. Meredith Grey: [About her new roommates] They're everywhere. All the time. Izzie's all perky and George does this where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're, like, happy.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Kick them out.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: You're my teacher's teacher. And my teacher.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: I'm your sister. I'm your daughter.
[to Derek and Meredith, who are in the passenger seat of his car] You mind moving this tailwagon? You blocking me in.
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- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Here, my share of the grocery money. When are you going?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Tonight.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Okay. Seriously, George. Please don't...
- Dr. George O'Malley: Yeah, could we not talk about it here?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What? Tampons?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Did you not hear a word I said?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You're a man, we know.
[everyone in the room starts to laugh]
- Dr. Alex Karev: Talk about shrinking the salamander.
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- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Hey, I thought you were in surgery?
- Dr. Callie Torres: I'm on my way.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Have you talked to Bailey about this peds and Tucker thing?
- Dr. Callie Torres: No, I've talked to Bailey about the army thing and George.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Are you upset with me?
- Dr. Callie Torres: Ha, no I'm awesome.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: Calliope.
- Dr. Callie Torres: No, do not. Do not Calliope me. Ok, you said it was awesome. George. Sweet, kind George, who can't even kill a fly is joining the army to go to Iraq in the middle of a war and you said awesome.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: It is awesome.
- Dr. Callie Torres: No it is not awesome, God who are you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [About her pvs patient] But he was looking *at* me.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: He wasn't looking at you.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: He was.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: The ct report says he wasn't.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Do you wanna argue with what I know I saw?
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: No, Meredith, I don't want to argue with you any more.
- Dr. George O'Malley: [to Alex] You gave me syph!
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- Dr. George O'Malley: I don't think you understand. Me - gonads! You - ovaries!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Oh, that reminds me. We are out of tampons.
- Dr. George O'Malley: You're parading through the bathroom in your underwear, while I'm naked in the shower!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Will you add it to your list, please?
- Dr. George O'Malley: What?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Tampons!
- Dr. Meredith Grey: To the list. It's your turn.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I am a man! I don't buy girl products. I don't want to see you walking in while I'm in the shower. And I don't wanna see you in your underwear!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It doesn't bother me, okay? Look at me in my underwear, George. Take your time, it's no big deal.
- Dr. Christina Yang: [about Burke] He's seen me naked a thousand times.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Bad! Bad images in my head!
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