- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Eh, not a good time.
- Dr. Arizona Robbins: You know what, you walk away from me again I swear I will grab you by the hair and pull hard, I grew up will the name Arizona, I learned how to play dirty on the playground.
- Dr. Alex Karev: What are you doing?
- Dr. George O'Malley: Hiding. There's this vip patient. He likes me.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Well, that's good, right?
- Dr. George O'Malley: He *likes me*, likes me.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Go for it, man. Get yours, I'm down with the rainbow.
[George gives him a strange look]
- Dr. Alex Karev: Oh, are you not gay?
-Dr. George O'Malley: No.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Really? Dude, sorry.
[He walks away]
- Dr. George O'Malley: [Cristina walks up] Cristina! Do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Are you?
- Dr. George O'Malley: No!
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Really?
It's like candy, but with blood. Which is so much better!
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- Dr. George O'Malley: You know Joe?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Oh. So you and Joe...?
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty.
[Slaps George]
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: That's why you got syphilis.
I can't go. We have to dance it out. That's how we finish.
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Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.
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- Dr. Christina Yang: What are you doing?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Sitting here with my penis.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Uh, Mr. Mackie I can't go out with you. You're not my type, I mean, you're a guy.
- Lloyd Mackie: George, I knew you weren't gay.
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If you knew this was your last day on Earth, how would you wanna spend it?
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It's just Webber picked me.