Novels by Mark Twain

Writer, humorist and aphorist, born monday november 30, 1835 in Florida (United States), died thursday april 21, 1910 in Redding, Connecticut (United States)
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"Mates, he is my son, a dreamer, a fool, and stark mad, mind him not, he thinketh he is the King."
"I am the King," said Edward, turning toward him, "as thou shalt know to thy cost, in good time. Thou hast confessed a murder, thou shalt swing for it."
"Thou'lt betray me? Thou? An'I get my hands... [continue to read »]
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    At last the final act was at hand. The Archbishop of Canterbury lifted up the crown of England from its cushion and held it out over the trembling mock-King's head. In the same instant a rainbow-radiance flashed along the spacious transept; for with one impulse every individual in the great... [continue to read »]
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      Against our traditions we are now entering upon an unjust and trivial war, a war against a helpless people, and for a base object, robbery. At first our citizens spoke out against this thing, by an impulse natural to their training. Today they have turned, and their voice is the other way. What... [continue to read »]
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        This last summer, when I was on my way back to Vienna from the Appetite-Cure in the mountains, I fell over a cliff in the twilight, and broke some arms and legs and one thing or another, and by good luck was found by some peasants who had lost an ass, and they carried me to the nearest habitation... [continue to read »]
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          There has never been a just one, never an honorable one — on the part of the instigator of the war. I can see a million years ahead, and this rule will never change in so many as half a dozen instances. The loud little handful — as usual — will shout for the war. The pulpit will — warily and... [continue to read »]
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            The power which a man's imagination has over his body to heal it or make it sick is a force which none of us is born without. The first man had it, the last one will possess it. If left to himself, a man is most likely to use only the mischievous half of the force—the half which invents... [continue to read »]
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              Some German words are so long that they have a perspective. Observe these examples:
              Freundschaftsbezeigungen.
              Dilletantenaufdringlichkeiten.
              Stadtverordnetenversammlungen.
              These things are not words, they are alphabetical processions. And they are not rare; one can open a German newspaper any... [continue to read »]
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                Mark Twain In Eruption: Hitherto Unpublished Pages About Men And Events

                "In God We Trust." Now then, after that legend had remained there forty years or so, unchallenged and doing no harm to anybody, the President suddenly "threw a fit" the other day, as the popular expression goes, and ordered that remark to be removed from our coinage.
                Mr. Carnegie granted that... [continue to read »]
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