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The whole Universe is a large joke. Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke. So why take anything too serious.
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The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
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Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?
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Information doesn't kill you.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll gonna murder you in your sleep.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
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Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.
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