I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Wisdom)
You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Life)
It's fucking great to be alive, ladies and gentlemen, and if you do not believe it is fucking great to be alive, you better go now, because this show will bring you down so much.
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So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti-intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity.
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You've got to be digging it while it's happening 'cause it just might be a one shot deal.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Music)
I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric, there's no medical proof that a person hearing a lyric is going to act out the lyric. There's also no medical proof that if you hear any collection of vowels and consonants, that the hearing of that collection is going to send you to Hell.
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Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?
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Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.
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Posted by: Edoardo Grimoldi
I wanna say something to all the mods and pretty boys: there are more sons of bitched like me us than people like you.
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