You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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Posted by: Florentino
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Posted by: Silvana Stremiz
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
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Posted by: Silvana Stremiz
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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