If I were sure of having to share immortality with certain people, I'd rather an oblivion in separate rooms.
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If I were sure of having to share immortality with certain people, I'd rather an oblivion in separate rooms.
It is not true that one cannot live without a woman. It is only true that without a woman one cannot have lived.
The basis of all social life here is that it is founded on the premise that man doesn't think.
War is at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow will be worse off; then, the satisfaction that the other fellow isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off.
If women who use make up are inferior, then men with imagination are infamous.
When the roof is burning, it is no use praying or washing the floor. Although praying is more practical.
A woman is, occasionally, a good substitute to masturbation. There is the need for lots of imagination, actually.
One who can write aphorisms shouldn't lose himself in writing essays.
Not having a thought and being able to express it is what makes of a pen pusher a journalist.
There are shallow imbeciles and deep imbeciles.