I would choose Heaven for climate but Hell for companionship.
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It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
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With subtle irony we nobilitate God with the appellation of Father, knowing very well that a father such as him we would want to hang, if we were able to catch him.
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Posted by: gdevil
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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Posted by: Arrigo De Angeli
in Quotes & Aphorisms (Life)
It's important not to forget to be grateful to the idiots: without them the valuable people could never not emerge.
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Posted by: Emiliano Ercoli
Adam was but human-- this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
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Posted by: Ruggero Raba
The noise doesn't prove anything! Sometimes a hen makes so much noise as if it laid an asteroid.
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Posted by: Armando Laturo
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat.
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Posted by: Edoardo Grimoldi
in Quotes & Aphorisms (Job)
A journalist is someone who distinguishes the truth from the falsehood and publishes the falsehood.
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