Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.
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Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to the worst in him.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.