Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.
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Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.
The growing influence of women is the one reassuring thing in our political life.
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
The basis of every scandal is an immoral certainty.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.