Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.
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Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.
If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to the worst in him.
For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.
The growing influence of women is the one reassuring thing in our political life.
It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth.
You should never try to understand them. Women are pictures. Men are problems. If you want to know what a woman really means - which, by the way, is always a dangerous thing to do - look at her, don't listen to her.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
The basis of every scandal is an immoral certainty.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.