I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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When I was a child my parents changed house more or less ten times. But I was always able to find them.
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I have an intense desire to return to the womb; anybodys.
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The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
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God is dead, Marx is dead ... and I do not feel very well today!
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Posted by: Michele Pelliconi
in Quotes & Aphorisms (Life)
In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
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Posted by: Yoshio Kenzo
Thank God I'm an atheist.
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Posted by: Florentino
I wondered if a memory is something you have or something you've lost.
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in Quotes & Aphorisms (Death)
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.
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I was at home, in front of the TV, the phone rings and the voice on the other end says, 'How would you like to be this year's vodka man?' And I said 'No, I'm an artist. I do not do commercials. I don't pander. I don't drink vodka. If I did I wouldn't drink your vodka.' He said, 'Too bad. It pays fifty thousand dollars.' I said, 'Hold on, I'll put Mr. Allen on the phone.
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