It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for the same reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day, than to say bright things from time to time.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband, for the same reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day, than to say bright things from time to time.
Married people pledge love for each other throughout eternity. Well, now, that is easy enough but does not mean very much, for if one is finished with time one is probably finished with eternity. If, instead of saying "throughout eternity," the couple would say, "until Easter, until next May Day," then what they say would make some sense, for then they would be saying something and also something they perhaps could carry out.
There are certain wives whose confinement makes sarcastic celibates smile.
I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Happy marriages seem few because novelists aren't wind up in a happy marriage.
A married woman's unhappiness depends on the man she marries.
Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
The ideal husband does not exist. The ideal husband remains single.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.