If the heart of man is deprest with cares,
The mist is dispell'd when a woman appears.
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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her, but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.
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The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
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Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.
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So, when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, if you go for all these fairy tales, that "evil" woman convinced the man to eat the apple, but the apple came from the Tree of Knowledge. And the punishment that was then handed down, the woman gets to bleed and the guy's got to go to work, is the result of a man desiring, because his woman suggested that it would be a good idea, that he get all the knowledge that was supposedly the property and domain of God. So, that right away sets up Christianity as an anti-intellectual religion. You never want to be that smart. If you're a woman, it's going to be running down your leg, and if you're a guy, you're going to be in the salt mines for the rest of your life. So, just be a dumb fuck and you'll all go to heaven. That's the subtext of Christianity.
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From the moment I met him it just felt like I'd known him forever. I was blown away. He's the most incredible man. He's so generous and kind, and he helps so many people, and, um, he makes me laugh like I've never laughed, and he's a great friend. Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase. Tom is the most incredible man in the world.
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I have nothing but contempt for you idiotic chosen ones who have the heart to rejoice when there are the damned in Hell and the poor on earth; as for me, I am on the side of men and I will not leave it.
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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
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I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.
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'Men are easy' he said, fingers tapping on his mahogany desk. 'A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand... well, God put a lot of thought into making you. '
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