Quote by Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)

Published march 6, 2015 17:32

And they tried to rag me in the smoking room about not being able to hit a bird at five yards, a sort of bovine ragging that suggested cows buzzing round a gadfly and thinking they were teasing it. So I got up the next morning at early dawn, I know it was dawn, because there were lark-noises in the sky, and the grass looked as if it had been left out all night.